Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Balayya Jokes 1



Jr. NTR: Babai, gold chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Balayya: Gold vasthundi..
Jr. NTR: Mari silver chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Balayya: silver vasthundi..
Jr. NTR: mari cycle chain ni karigisthe, cycle vasthunda?
Balayya: naaku asalu ee idea raaledu ra.....
enthaina nuvvu keka ra.. mana vamsam paruvu nilabeduthunnav.. mana
vamsamlo thelivithetalu unnayani nuvvu malli rujuvu chesav...
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Ballaya Seema lo adugupettadu..matti chetto tisukoni..muddu pettadu...
Jr::emayindi babai....
Balaya:enti ra Matti vasana marindi...
Jr:: Nuvvu uruko babai..adi matti kadu peda...
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Balakrishna:This Bucket has a hole,Can you pls repair it?
Doctor:Styupid.do u know who am i?
Balakrishna:ofcourse i know u r specialist in plastic surgery........
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Balayya participates in cycle race..
balayya chala kashtapadi cycle thokkuthaadu kaani.. race odipothadu...
then Jr. NTR comes to balayya and asks him
Jr.NTR: enti babai.. antha fastga thokkina kaani odipoyav...
Balayya: Ade ra, evado naa cycle stand vesi pettadu.. anduke odipoyanu....
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Jr.NTR saves Balayya from drowning in a river and the conversation goes like this:
Jr.NTR: Swimming raanappudu cheruvuloki enduku dookav babai???
Balayya: Ledura.. akkada oka baathu sagam varake munigi unte.. lothu ekkuva ledanukunna....
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jrntr okasari pelliki velladu akkada plate lo tissue paper chusi idedo kotha item lagundani tinabotundaga
balayya : rey jaffa ! adi tinoddu asalu taste ledu
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jr ntr: babai naku oka msg vachindhi ventene
na mobile switch off aypoindhi.
ba ki: emiti aa message
joo: low battery ani vachindhi
baa ki: amazing naaku kooda a message forward chey
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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi.?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi.?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali.?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali.
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Balayya calls airport... and asks them how much time will it take to reach
hyderabad to bangalore...??
Receptionist: 25mins sir
Balayya: Ok thankyou aite nenu nadichi vellipothanu...
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Balakrishna went to cloth market
Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plain lo chupinch mantara..
Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu.
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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant.?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answer...
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Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1 st year salary is
Rs19000
and next year it will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year...
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After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why.?
Because
He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach..
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Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda.?
Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram..
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling.?
Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu.
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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura .?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta.
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu.
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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber.
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
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Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu.?
Balaya: Sid e effects rakunda untayani..
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Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai.?
Balaya: na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna..
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Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want
Lift.?
Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..
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Jr N.T.R: Babai nuvvu niinna night intlo domalani fool chesavanta
BalaKrishna:Avunu ra
Jr N.T.R:Em chesavu babai.
BalaKrishna:Emi ledu ra bedroom lo allout petti hall lo padukunnanu
ante.
Jr N.T.R:Nuvvu keka babai...........
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Balaya: I know it ! the world will not end in 2012.
Ntr: How do you know Babayi..?
Balaya: I just found a bottle of tomato ketchup that expires in 2013.
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Balakrishan: mee pinni vere vaditho cinema ki velladam nenu choosanu ra
N.T.R:mari nuvvu vallanu enduku follow chesi vella lledu babai
Balakrishna:Nenu already aa cinema choosanu ra
N.T.R:Nuvvu keka babai.
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"SPIDER MAN" remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.
"SEEMALO SALEPURUGU"
CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yemi Peekaledu.
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Ballaya: Plastic surjery cheyadaniki enta karchu avutundi.
Doctor:5 laksh.
Ballaya:okavela plastic meme thechukunte enta avutundi.......
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Balayya:Arey buddoda nee tiffin box nenu tinnanu mee nanna ku cheppaku .
NTR:alage babai intiki velli tiffin box kukka tinidi ani chepatanu.
Balayya:nuvvu keka ra buddoda.
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Balayya caught in exam with slip
Balayya exam lo slip pettadu.
Invigilator vachi okkakkarini check chestuntaru. Balayya deggariki vachi
vadni lepi, body mottham check chestaru.
Appudu Balayya dialogue:
"Krishna swamy, Narayana swamy, Gopala swamy, ila 8 mandi slip lu petti
dorikipothe
ee sari puttevadu slip petti dorakaddu ani naku peru pettadu ra maa
nanna, Bala swamy ani."
Invigilator: Ante nuvvu ippudu slip pettava ?
Balayya: He he, nenu slip pettanante adi ekkadundo kanukkodaniki varam pattuddi"
Invigilator: Alaga, aithe police station ki pada, akkada
choosukundam....
Balayya: He he, just joke chesa, nenu slip pettanu kani aa question
raledu.
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Balakrishna received an sms as "sender is brilliant,Receiver is fool"
Bala krish got angry n immediately sent sms as "sender is fool receiver
is brilliant"
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Nurse:congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmi puttindi.
Bala : wife hospital lo vunte kuturu intlo puttinda,wat a technology
Jr: mari pinni ki epudu chupistav babai
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Balaya n8 nidra lechi aggipulla gisi malli padukunnadu.
Ntr: Emayndi Babai, enduku lechavu..?
Balaya: Em ledu ra nuv light off chesavo ledo chusa ante. Nuv paduko.
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"Ramakrishna, ur son is dead !!"
Hearing this rama krishna jumps from 50th floor !..
At 35th floor he realizes, "I don't have any son !"
At 20th floor he realizes, "I am not married !"
At 3rd floor "Shit! I am not rama krishna... I am bala krishna !....
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Ballaya: Rey(Jr NTR)..Naa mobile lo time edit chey..10PM ani pettu...
Jr: enduku babai??
Ballaya: Night balance undi matladali...
Jr: nuvvu kevvu keka babai..asalu nakenduku raledu babai.. ee idea
Ballaya: Nenu IDEA phone kada vadedi....anduke nakochindi...
Jr:nuvvu great babai..nenu IDEA konta..naa jeevitani marchesukunta...
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Balayya: Era antha balisinda neeku?? enni sarlu phone chesina phone lift
chesthave kaani maatladave??
Jr. NTR: Nuvve annav kada babai.. *"NENU MAATLADETAPPUDU NEE CHEVULU
MAATRAME PANI CHEYYALI.. KAADANI EVI PANI CHESINA NEEKU NEXT BIRTHDAY
UNDADU"* ani... anduke maatladaledu... andulo ivala naa birthday...
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Balayya found the pulse of his fans from the film SIMHA.. So here are
some
of his upcoming films.
Ugrasimha
Simha-Narasimha
Okato Number simham
Super Simham
Bhale Simham
Ma Manchi Simham
Pilla Simham
Bangaru Simham
Allari Simham
Intiki Deepam Simham
Muddula Simham
Pallakilo Simham
Mooga Simhalu
Letha Simhalu
Simha garjanaku Ardhale verule
Intlo Simham vantintlo inko Simham
Evandi Simham vacchindi
Kante Simhanne Kanali
Thokkalo Simham
Bokkalo Simham
Ma simham meeda ottu mee Simham Chala manchidi....
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  BALAYYA BABU cinema release ante danni prajala kanna mundhu
"prakruti" pasigaduthundi.. Hall lo eegalu dooranga egiripotai..
Speed ga tiruguthunna fan sudden ga aagipothundi.. Tellani pandi
buradalo dorli nallaga maruthundi.. Appudu vadu mande agni golam la
kadu.. Maadipoina masala wada la kanipistadu.. Producer lanu
chandaade dheerudu, Prekshakulaku pichekkinche shurudu, Nandamuri
vamsha yodhudu.. Vaade ra.. "BALA BHAIRAVA"..
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Balakrishna goes spoken english class everyday
 jr.ntr: babai go ki verb form cheppava?
Balakrishna: entha simle ra go,goked,goken
jr.ntr: nuvvu keka babai........