Jr.NTR: Babai, ivala Non-Veg thindamaa???
Balayya: Sure..
Jr.NTR: Mari em thindam babai...?
Balayya: Fish thindamu ra... baaguntundi....
Jr. NTR: Vaddu.. babai... andulo mullu untayi...
Balayya: Parledu ra... cheppulu vesukuni thindam...
Jr.NTR: Nuvvu keka babai....
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Jr.NTR: Babai, repu maadi gruha pravesham.. nuvvu thappakunda raavali...
sarena?
Balayya: Alage thappakunda vasthara... intaki function hall ekkada???
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Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu...
Do you know why???
Why??
Because he heard from somewhere that in maths... every step carries
marks....
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Manthri: Maharaaja "YUDDHANIKI SIDDHAM AVVAMANI PAKKA DESHAM RAJU SMS
PAMPARU..." em cheyyamantaru Prabhu (Balayya).....????
Balayya: "SMS SENDING FAILED" ani reply pampandi... manthri...
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Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi
kaani... aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...
Doctor: Stupid, ela dorukuthundi... adi naa signature ra JAFFA....
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A friend of Balayya asks him a question:
Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu?
Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu....
Balayya:Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..
Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu
kada???
Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu..
ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...
Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question:
Balayya: Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu..
Jr.NTR:10
Balayya:Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...
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Doctor 2 Bali: am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...
Bali:hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani
cheppukovataniki chala chala thanks....
Doctor fainted
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Yamudu: Balayya, ivaltiki nee aayusshu chellinadi.. ninnu
teesukunipovutake nenu vacchindi.. Nee aakhari korika emiti?
Balayya: Please okasari meeru naa cinemalu chudandi.....
Yamudu: Rascal, Idiot nenu neeku sketch vesthe nuvvu naake sketch
vesthunnava?
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Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out
for answering the first question itself...
you know what was the question?
Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network
and the answer was an amazing one.....
Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK.......
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Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya: Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper: 110Rs
Balayya: Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
ShopKeeper: Emiledu sir.
Balayya: Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi
undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave????
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Ballaya to shopkeeper:oka 8th class book ivvandi
shopkeeper:stock ledu
ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku