Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Balayya Jokes 2



Jr.NTR: Babai, ivala Non-Veg thindamaa???
Balayya: Sure..
Jr.NTR: Mari em thindam babai...?
Balayya: Fish thindamu ra... baaguntundi....
Jr. NTR: Vaddu.. babai... andulo mullu untayi...
Balayya: Parledu ra... cheppulu vesukuni thindam...
Jr.NTR: Nuvvu keka babai....

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Jr.NTR: Babai, repu maadi gruha pravesham.. nuvvu thappakunda raavali...
sarena?

Balayya: Alage thappakunda vasthara... intaki function hall ekkada???
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Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu...

Do you know why???







Why??











Because he heard from somewhere that in maths... every step carries
marks....

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Manthri: Maharaaja "YUDDHANIKI SIDDHAM AVVAMANI PAKKA DESHAM RAJU SMS
PAMPARU..." em cheyyamantaru Prabhu (Balayya).....????

Balayya: "SMS SENDING FAILED" ani reply pampandi... manthri...

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Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi
kaani... aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...

Doctor: Stupid, ela dorukuthundi... adi naa signature ra JAFFA....
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A friend of Balayya asks him a question:

Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu?
Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu....
Balayya:Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..
Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu
kada???
Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu..
ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...

Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question:

Balayya: Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu..
Jr.NTR:10
Balayya:Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...

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Doctor 2 Bali: am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...

Bali:hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani
cheppukovataniki chala chala thanks....



Doctor fainted

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Yamudu: Balayya, ivaltiki nee aayusshu chellinadi.. ninnu
teesukunipovutake nenu vacchindi.. Nee aakhari korika emiti?
Balayya: Please okasari meeru naa cinemalu chudandi.....

Yamudu: Rascal, Idiot nenu neeku sketch vesthe nuvvu naake sketch
vesthunnava?

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Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out
for answering the first question itself...
you know what was the question?
Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network
and the answer was an amazing one.....




Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK.......

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Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.

Balayya: Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper: 110Rs
Balayya: Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
ShopKeeper: Emiledu sir.

Balayya: Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi
undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave????

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Ballaya to shopkeeper:oka 8th class book ivvandi
shopkeeper:stock ledu
ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku